WalMart Fun

Here are some fun boredom busters that will work in any shopping mart.

1. Find a piece of baby or little girl's clothing. Try to find something frilly or sparkly or princess-themed. Ask a worker if it comes in your size.

A four-year-old's pink princess swimsuit will work best.

2. Dress up in random/ugly clothes in grotesque combinations. For more fun, loudly mention what occasion the outfit is being picked for-the outfit being totally inappropriate for that occasion.

3. Ask a worker about nonexistant or just plain hilarious products.

Thanks for reading! Mm, this reminds me. I need to pick up some Flumperdoodles today.........